idesireyourass:

I’m going to hell

lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

isis-:

andewhussie:

drumcorpshero:

tylerchokely:

kelseylx:

We discovered a trap door in class today

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened

I CAN SEE FUCKING EYES GOOD BYE CLOSE THAT FUCKING DOOR

NOOO NO lies i see them to

I DONT SEE ANYTHING SOMEONE SHOW ME

OH SWEET JESUS CLOSE THE FUCKING TRAP DOOR

reversethesurface:

Production Design - A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)

thegreatgamzee:

hmuhoe:

twerk-0ff:

j4bba:

awkward-bro:

chocol4techip:

can i bleed purple. that’d be great for my period days

LOL ^

that’d be kinda cool doe. like. we all bleed different colours. and like. can you imagine a battlefield covered in  different colors of paint. but its blood. omg. why am I even imaging this. my mind is so stupid. but idk. that’d be kinda cool. like rainbow sand. but its bloody. wth. just ignore me.

You need help d0ode

y’all need jesus

let me tell you about homestuck

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

humentallyinsane:

mlpstrider:

napoleon-is-complex:

mlpstrider:

But how did Edward get it up if vampires don’t have blood

because i wasted money on this big informational book about the series i can tell you. Stephanie Meyers said that all the vampires had venom to replace all bodily fluids. He came venom. His penis was a literal snake. Yes

oH MY GOd thIS IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE HOPED FOr

His… Anaconda do.

megushie:

solar-citrus:

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senkesu:

spoopy

HENTAIST